The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Lord of the memes@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 months agoLucky that he's a fool of a Tooklemmy.worldimagemessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageLucky that he's a fool of a Tooklemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Lord of the memes@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square11fedilink
minus-squaresamus12345@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 months agoSauron now knows everything about second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner, and supper.
minus-squareTotallyNotSpez@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 months agoWhat about midnight snacks?
minus-squaresamus12345@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 months agoLate, late in the night, the hobbits gnawed on midnight snacks. Even Sauron knows them not.
minus-squareRiceMunk@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 months agoSauron might have shown up at Morannon personally to faceroll everyone into oblivion before Gollum had time to fall into Mt. Doom, but he was too busy having second breakfast to attend.
minus-squaresamus12345@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 months ago“Second breakfast! These hobbits are onto something!” nom nom nom
minus-squarenova_ad_vitum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-27 months agoI love that idea of a divine being of primordial evil downloading all that bullshit and thinking “MAKE IT STOP”.
minus-squaresamus12345@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 months ago“Still, it’s better than what I got from Gollum!” shudders
minus-squarenova_ad_vitum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 months agoEspecially true since you just that at some point Gollum must have fucked a fish.
minus-squareSpaceCowboy@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 months agoHe likes them raw and wiggly.
Sauron now knows everything about second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner, and supper.
What about midnight snacks?
Late, late in the night, the hobbits gnawed on midnight snacks. Even Sauron knows them not.
Sauron might have shown up at Morannon personally to faceroll everyone into oblivion before Gollum had time to fall into Mt. Doom, but he was too busy having second breakfast to attend.
“Second breakfast! These hobbits are onto something!” nom nom nom
I love that idea of a divine being of primordial evil downloading all that bullshit and thinking “MAKE IT STOP”.
“Still, it’s better than what I got from Gollum!” shudders
Especially true since you just that at some point Gollum must have fucked a fish.
He likes them raw and wiggly.