• Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    Not sure which is grosser: if that discolouration was caused before or after the death. I don’t think they’ll get their asking price for that, though. Assuming it isn’t just meant to troll christians into thinking they missed the rapture.

    • The_Cleanup_Batter@lemmy.world
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      8 months ago

      Based on the discoloration and the color of the walls I’m assuming it just belonged to an elderly smoker and that was their smoking chair.

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    8 months ago

    Oh, shit, if the rapture actually happens, I’m going to be so fucked trying to take care of all those pets.

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      8 months ago

      No you won’t. If it actually happens, only the ones that followed the word of God get to go. Not the ones that twisted it, or were rich while poor existed.

      Hardly anyone will get to go.

      • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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        8 months ago

        Have you read the book?? God is a controlling psycho mass murderer. Those people will get in.

        The rest of the book, with the good bits, is just to make the idiots complacent.

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          8 months ago

          “I don’t like Christianity, therefore the Bible is not canon to itself.”

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            8 months ago

            Current Bible has been rewritten a bunch of times by different people. Definitely not canon.

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              8 months ago

              It’s not a millenia-long game of whisper down the lane. We have access to the original text. And we still cross-reference different translations to be sure.

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                8 months ago

                Uh, aren’t the original texts that were compiled to make the bible long gone? What “original texts” are you referring to? A cursory search couldn’t find anything except Christian pages saying the original texts no longer exist.