Literally Calico Cut Pants in real life.
Calico Cut Pants
literally opened the comment section to say this if nobody else had, and also to link https://getcalicocutpants.com/
Hell, I’ll piss on your jeans for $100. You don’t even need to take them off first.
Sorry friend but I’m going to undercut you. $90 per, with a weekend special of $150 for couples.
Sorry to undercut you but peeing on people’s jeans is my fetish, and I’ll do it for free. People just need to cover their ears while I talk dirty to their jeans. Fucking denim hoes.
I’ll price match and make sure I eat loads of asparagus first.
Why tho
Why not?
To solve unemployment
Hey man, 100 bucks is 100 bucks
Ah yes the old pocket pee stain… because when I pee my pants I always pee in the pocket first.
Yawn, call me when I can buy diarrhea pre-soaked pants with matching shoes.
How do I delete someone else’s comment?
I take it you’ve never heard of D-pants then?
https://youtu.be/5eSVa6sqz0g
Whatever cuck censored the name Jordanluca needs to be banned from whatever medium they posted this on, and the piss fetishists that spent more on a filthy pre-pissed pair of pants than I do on my rent should be made homeless and destitute
Pretty sure it’s a pattern and not actual piss
How many room mates to you have to have $800 rent?
My cat, who also lives in Wichita
Wow, you live in the biggest city in Kansas?
I hear White Castle started there!
It did! I wish we had one!
Do you not have one anymore?
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Founded on September 13, 1921, in Wichita, Kansas
I guess not.
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Calicocutpants are in Stock again?
You gotta give
You hit me in the cup
I’m so stressed out I’m taking 3 seconds on a 10-second piss!
HOLD THE DOOR! HOLD THE FUCKING DOOR!!
post this shit on Slickdeals for the boys!
No shit.
Now I can piss myself and people think I’m rich instead of a messy drunk.
No shit.
That will be their next hit.
Most shit is less of a visual and more of an olfactory thing.
I’m sure they’ll be able to incorporate that.
One time I was sick as hell and I shit myself in jeans and all the diarrhea filled up my boots.
I don’t think that story has anything to do with this fashion I just wanted to share a moment with you.
Thanks for sharing your shit story, SatansMaggotyCumFart
I shared a very important part of myself and you call it a shit story?
Sorry! It’s a story about shit, and not a shitty one
Thank you for sharing you are very brave.
Damn that sucks, did you eat poorly cooked food, or were you sick because of another reason?
Coming off a couple month heroin bender.
That’ll do it, I suppose
Thanks for sharing!
Looking like you’ve pissed yourself is apparently fashionable now.
“If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis”
MC Pee Pants has been reincarnated I see
I want candy, bubble gum, and taffy. Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy
I actually just pissed on my trousers.
That’s the secret they’re all sold out all the time. But ya gotta give
I mean, the company straight up said they’re pretty sure at least some people are buying them for fetish purposes.
There’s a Snopes article. This is real. Also they sell PissCoin
