The decolonization of Niger will be complete when there is no longer a single croissant within its borders.
Anti-Croissant Aktion
KKKroissants
I dunno why but I have this image that we can just lure them with croissants on a fishing pole back to France.
France has become a joke.
I’d say they’ve been sort of a running gag since 1815.
I’d say 1849. Napoleon III was just a parody of Napoleon.
Napoleon: Frenchman with an italian accent
Napoleon III: Frenchman with a swiss accent
Napoleon: Leads 50,000 professional soldiers to Egypt, many of whom die to attrition and assaults cities, then quietly sails back to France.
Napoleon III: Leads 50 dudes to France, whom immediately surrender upon meeting actual soldiers, then quietly walks back to Switzerland.
Napoleon: Returns from exile on a desolate rock, entire army defects to him
Napoleon III: Returns from exile in England. Is arrested by customs agents at Boulogne.
Napoleon: News of his return causes all of europe to band together to stop him.
Napoleon III: News of his return is widely mocked.
Napoleon: Leads coup with popular support
Napoleon III: Gets elected because people see “Napoleon” on the ballot.
Napoleon: Makes brother king of Spanish America. Independence movements ensue.
Napoleon III: Makes some german guy king of Mexico. Leaves, guy is immediately executed.
Napoleon: Wins 5 coalition wars, abolishes the Holy Roman Empire.
Napoleon III: Gets wrecked by Germany.
When wasn’t it?
When they had non-decorative guillotines
When are they going to go back to their roots?
