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minus-squarejanNatan@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up86·edit-24 个月前This is the “Lagrangian standard model” - the mathematical formula explaining basically all physics as we know it. https://www.symmetrymagazine.org/article/the-deconstructed-standard-model-equation?language_content_entity=und When you DON’T assume spherical chickens in a vacuum, this is what you gotta calculate.
minus-squaredon@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up26·4 个月前 assume spherical chickens in a vacuum lol that’s the next multiverse over, our solution works only with spherical cows in a vacuum.
minus-squareChicoSuave@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·4 个月前Oh man, that’ explains it. I’ve been using spherical swallows, which are roughly coconut sized. So really just use coconut maths.
minus-squaredon@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·4 个月前lol yfw you realize you coulda just used cubic swallows and called it a day
minus-squaresetVeryLoud(true);@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up5·4 个月前Either or works, we’re not that precise
minus-squareFrenziedFelidFanatic@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·4 个月前The SM is half the puzzle. The other half being Einstein’s field equations (which, despite the beautiful notation, are just as complex). Also, I will note that there are some spherical chickens in this equation as well—like massless neutrinos.
minus-squaremkwt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·4 个月前Well, it’s a weightless chicken at least, because this model’s got no gravity.
This is the “Lagrangian standard model” - the mathematical formula explaining basically all physics as we know it.
https://www.symmetrymagazine.org/article/the-deconstructed-standard-model-equation?language_content_entity=und
When you DON’T assume spherical chickens in a vacuum, this is what you gotta calculate.
lol that’s the next multiverse over, our solution works only with spherical cows in a vacuum.
Oh man, that’ explains it. I’ve been using spherical swallows, which are roughly coconut sized. So really just use coconut maths.
lol yfw you realize you coulda just used cubic swallows and called it a day
Cubic african or european swallows?
Either or works, we’re not that precise
The SM is half the puzzle. The other half being Einstein’s field equations (which, despite the beautiful notation, are just as complex). Also, I will note that there are some spherical chickens in this equation as well—like massless neutrinos.
Well, it’s a weightless chicken at least, because this model’s got no gravity.
Okay, that’s actually quite impressive