Until you eat your vegetables, they are just hopeful intentions
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I just like vegetables
Some are even aubergines
Diet is what you eat, not what you buy or what recipes you read on the web.
TIL vegetables have intentions
Are intentions. I [carrot] to do some grocery shopping today.
I knew beets were up to no good.
Just beet it! Beet it! No one wants to beet it, beet it!!!
I used to think that song was about jerking off, but now I realize its about eating healthy. Thats why Weird Al made it a parody about eating unhealthy food.
It can be about jerking off if you want it to.
Also yeah me too.
And fruit.
