• uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    2 days ago

    Based on dress, I’d say:

    Alpha: Private Equity Trader, Financier Beta: Athlete, Footballer Delta: Mechanic, Plumber Gamma: Poet. Musician Omega: Technician, coder Sigma: Hitman, Organized Crime

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      2 days ago

      Alpha: C Suite exec, pays for male prostitutes

      Beta: Athlete “it’s just hazing bro” rapist

      Delta: Everyman Thespian, sleeps his way to the lead role

      Gamma: Barista, gets raped by the Beta

      Omega: IT guy for Alphas company, knows where all the bodies are hidden

      Sigma: Backstreet fuckBoy