- “I’m too old for this shit.”
- “EVERYOOOOONE!!!”
“Allo, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die”
The best part of that is Inigo’s revenge on Count Rugen. It was the absolute perfect revenge. He literally dealt out every wound Rugen ever dealt him. A stab to both his left and right arm, a cut on his left and right cheek, and finally a stab to the gut. This, along with him getting stronger every time he repeated his mantra, makes it one of the greatest moments in all of cinema.
In the script, the author says that the fight between Inigo and Wesley is the second greatest fight in the history of the movies. The final fight is supposed to be the best ever.
“Wove. Twue wove…”
Inconceivable!
One million dollars!
One… glances to the side hundred… more furtive glances billion… number two giving thumbs up and nodding dollars!
puts pinky to mouth
“We’re gonna need a bigger boat”
Hello there.
!Ah, general kenobi!<
“I’m like a leaf in the wind. Watch how I soar.”
Still hurts.
Yeah man, that scene broke me. No lump in my throat, no simple sniffles, my big ass was full on sobbing.
*I am a leaf on the wind; watch how I soar.
I say that waaaaaay too much when shit gets stressful
I’ll be back.
An absolute classic one-liner. Arnold Schwarzenegger is an absolutely amazing actor.
PC load letter! What the fuck does that mean!?
Sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays.
Watch your cornhole, bud.
We are the knights who say nee
You must bring us… a shrubbery!
He will give us all a good spanking!
It’s just a flesh wound.
What do you mean, African or European swallow?
There are some who call me… Tim.
Bring out your dead!
I’ve got an idea, why doesn’t Lancelot go?
Nu!
“My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
“Inconceivable!”
the hammer is my penis
“Bad horse! Bad horse! He rides across the country - the thoroughbred of crime!”
Nation. Sin.
And I won’t feeeeeeeel
a thing
Multipass
Negative. I am a meat Popsicle.
I am serious, and stop calling me Shirley
Picked a fine day to quit sniffing glue.
“A hospital?! What is it?!”
A building where sick people go, but that’s not important now.
Im tired of all these mother fucking snakes… On this mother fucking plane.
I’ve had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!
From ‘DC Cab.’
The cabbies are looking for Bruce Lee. Fianlly one spots a drive-in movie showing a movie and the cabbie reports, “I see that Kung-fu mother fucker.”
In the TV version it’s “I see that Kung-fu Master Fighter.”
Yippie Ki-Yay Mr. Falcon.
“Everybody strap in! I’m about to open some fuckin’ windows.”
One of the greatest lines Samuel L. Jackson ever said. Ever.
Apparently the title was supposed to be changed. “Snakes On A Plane” was just a project title so they could print scripts while they workshopped a better name. But when Samuel L. Jackson found out they were going to change it, he threw a fit; Apparently the funny title was a large part of why he had even agreed to the role at all. So the studio agreed to keep it.
As you wish!!!
FUCK YESSSSSS PRINCESS BRIDE!!!
Absolute timeless classic!! :D
Are you sure? It’s also in Star Wars - “Vader, release him.”
