Being inducted into the Lantern Corp. is serious business.
Has he developed an aversion to things that are yellow or does he avoid things that are made out of wood now?
Possessed by the ghosts of the night’s watch. sounds like someone should excorcise more often.
He should do some cocaine about it.
In brightest day, in blackest night…
… no evil shall escape my sight…
Let those who worship evil’s might…
Become Genocide Accolades with Hal’s light!
I wonder if this is going to be ghost fucker Beverly’s lamp in a few hundred years.
Her grandmother dies in the 2360s, and the lamp has been fucking the family for 800 years by then. Maybe her boyfriend’s name is Crusher? We need more Data.
I like the way you think.
And I think the way you like.
I’m watching you two think, and I think, thinkin, is thought today.
Data won’t be around until then, unfortunately.
You’d think, but he’s buried in San Francisco since 1893.
Oh right, his head is. I guess that’s why we need more of him.
A lot. To make him fully functional.
Meh, a head is good enough.
It’s a very good head too
I love getting very good head!
man is night watchmaxxxing and shes a fukn saboteur.
Lantern pilled and watchmanmaxxing
Nursing school gives you a lamp on graduation (referencing Florence Nightengale) but they’re always complete trash. I want one of these to use for sensory therapy.
Ideally I’d even want one of those ones with the fake water vapor flame that I could put scented oils in and change the color of in to help people relax and settle in watching the flickering and vibing to the music while I do the unpleasant parts, but they don’t make 'em like that and I don’t have the fabrication skill.
Instead they give you these things that look like Alladin’s lamp with a little LED flame, except sometimes they go a step even farther into absurdity and throw a wholeass fake LED candle on top. They always just look bizarre and are completely useless.
My sister in law’s graduation ceremony ended with the lamp thing… Except they just straight up gave them dollar store tapered candles. No lamps. Just a white candle. Didn’t even give em the candle holder with the little handle.
She needs to fulfill his needs to nightwatch better.
She wants to takes the lampses froms us for herselfses!!!
I think we should probably go file a statement with the Magnus Institute. Not that they’ll do anything to stop the horrors unfolding mind, it’s obviously too late for that, but recording these things for our amus… Posterity is a good idea.
*to feed the eye
I’m not sure the watcher would want this one recorded.
For a moment, I thought this was going to go the way of that one other Reddit story with the lamp…
I checked the Lemmit here to see if this was going to be a Lovecraft reference. Disappointed it wasn’t!
Is this just the most passive aggressive way to break up with you girlfriend? Trying to get her to say “It’s not you, it’s the lantern” and leave, knowing when it’s all over he still gets to keep the beautiful lantern.
She needs to get her own lantern and help with the watch
It’s almost as if she doesn’t care about their safety!
i think ops bf is a moth
Sounds like a Warehouse 13 episode
