• Che Banana@beehaw.org
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    3 months ago

    Yes, you are technically correct, the best kind of correct…but how many bald eagles per football field is it?

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      3 months ago

      I love the ambiguity of the question! So many variables in such a small amount of room!

      Are we talking area, or end to end, or side to side, or diagonal?
      Bald eagles: adult, or immature? Male, or female? Footprint, or height, or wingspan length, or volume (in case we are painting the field, maybe we’re just painting the lines on the field with bald eagle goo??), or maybe we’re covering the field with their feathers?
      It probably isn’t a kicking-football pitch because it isn’t really called a field, so are we talking throwing-football, CFL? NFL? another league I am not familiar with?

      I am genuinely tickled, and quite content to never being able to answer the question