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Is there a word for uncanny valley but it’s not a person?
Just uncanny. I like that word by the way, one of the few we picked up from the scots.
The shit just works!
I tried to focus to follow up, and it made me laugh.
Looks like I’m out of a job.
Step 3: Prepare a bowl of jelly.
Step 3: Prepare a bowl of sourcream.
Step 2: Prepare a bowl of peanut butter. Touch the bowl gently.
No step: Fingers melt painlessly into caramel. Hold them in your hand.
Step 4: Flatten the peanut butter.
Step 6: Unflatten the peanut butter.
Step 1: Take the peanut butter out of the bowl and put it back in.
Step S: Move peanut butter to a small lasagna baking dish. Flatten and divide into 3 parts.
Step 4: Observe the jelly.
Step 8: Prepare a small bowl of caramel sauce.
Step 3: Stir the caramel once with a finger.
Step 1: Observe the jelly.
Step 8: The spoonful of cum is not needed. Gently remove it from the baking area.
Step 4: Check the jelly is still there.
Step 3: Carefully slice the bread, but you will still cut your finger. The future has already happened. You can not change it.
Step 6: Put sourcream on top of the peanut butter and flatten it.
Step 3: Pour the bowl of sourcream and peanut butter into a bowl of sugar.
Ingest excitedly.
You forgot that in step 2 you’re supposed to touch the bowl with your toes and/or “good hand.”
How to make a PBJ sandwiche, step 8 will shock you!
“Step 8: The spoonful of cum is not needed. Gently remove it from the baking area.”
I’m dying, good work!
you are WRONG! THIS is step 8:
Step 8: Prepare a small bowl of caramel sauce.
This was epic. Thank you fine .worder!
I really appreciate how much effort you put into this
This has me crying lol
Oh man you’ve got me cracking up here. That spoon full of cum hahaha. People a bit further are looking very strange at me now
How frustrated did you get with Markdown trying to “fix” your numbering while writing that?
Markdown’s “smart” numbering is the worst.
What was step 3 again?
I am sorry, but these instructions have no step 3. The steps in these instructions are: 3, 3, 2, error, 4, 6, 1, S, 4, 8, 3, 1, 8, 4, 3, 6 and 3.
Did you mean Step 3?
Lmao, amazing
This looks like a initially simple state machine written in assembler (or a similar language where you have to use jumps for program flow) that has been modified heavily by 15 devs in 25 years in production, while they all shat their pants
; the spoonful of cum is not needed. TODO: Gently remove it from the cooking area.
I followed the steps but my jelly managed to get away before Step 3 and ate half my family. I’ll try again, but I’m running low on cousins. 5/5 stars.
Nevermind the ordering and triangle shaped bread. What the f*** is the white stuff?!? Absolutely nothing on a PB&J should be white.
It’s called whole fat bull milk
Could be whipped cream… I would try it
Marshmallow fluff!
Mayonnaise.
This is what medical school feels like for me.
I love that derploaf bread.
Man I really need to learn how to cook. Been making them wrong my whole life
This might be my favourite post here lol
❤️
I thought I was having a stroke trying to understand it before I realized what it was, and it just struck me that it would be right at home in this community
Nothing makes a good PB&J like some miracle whip.
I think the real problem is someone needing instructions for making a PB&j.
My favorite step is backwards ð (eth). Step 8 is pretty good too.
the jelly looks more like cranberry sauce than actually jelly
