I have never once seen “fuck goblin” but this chart indicates it’s not unsaid, just that it’s not used quite as frequently as the other combinations.
Prominently used on the anti kids subreddit I think
r/childfree tended to use “crotchgoblin” a lot. I sure did when I was there.
I have GOT to find a way to use twat waffle. Maybe I’ll practice for a few months, repeat it in my head over and over with different intonations, rehearse my delivery in the shower or in quiet moments on the train. And when it is ready I will find the one perfect time and place to unleash it. It will be epic.
Holidays are coming up… It is gonna be a jolly twat waffle Christmas.
No, you’re a Trump Nozzle
We should be using more “trump goblin.”
Poor fuck. Not at the top of the list, but the most compounded.
I’m surprised fuckfuck gets even that much usage
Probably “fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck!”
A few of my favourites that haven’t been called out in the comments yet:
- bumsucker
- assass
- scumstick
- dogboy
- poophat
- pissshit
- wankbag
- dirtclown
tbh i’m a bit of a dirtclown, but i have a friend who is a proper wankbag.
dogboy
How are dogboys an insult? Woof woof!
One of my friends always used to say well I’m going to go take a shitpiss.
assass
Makes me doubt the whole chart. Who is using this ever?
Maybe it’s picking up words like “assassin” unintentionally
Poor ‘dipstick’ being so high on the list. I wonder how often it’s actually used as a pejorative vs the tool being mentioned in car subreddits.
I tried to share this on facebook.
They removed it for “bad language”
What dipnozzles
Bumwaffle def needs more love!
so many combos, definitely saving this chart!
I’m stealing fuck sucker
cum-ass
Cockgoblin was always a favorite of mine. It’s just so fun to say.
cockgobblin…
Everyone needs a skill.
I have a PhD in this, don’t mock.
Knobgoblin nicely rolls off the tongue
I’m looking for the lighter squares for more innovative-sounding ones. Like Trump Goblin and Scum Wit
Wank clown
Look here bum boy
Dirt-hat
There are some that are just unusable. I mean, dirthat and dirttard? Who are you going to say that to? Butting into the gardening comms like:
Look here all you dirttards! Man made structures are the best! I see dirthats sayin’ shit like “plants are helpful to the environment! They’re tasty!” BUT NOT AS GOOD AS MAN MADE FOOD! Why don’t you go bury yourselves, you pathetic dirtwit!
lib sucker
trump nozzle
wank sucker
lib nozzleWank sucker is not used enough
I’ll choose my own insults, thank you very much, ya big cheese licker. You’re such a lib nozzle. My nana thinks you stole her tweezers. She may have just put them in the knife drawer like last time, but it shows you’re untrustworthy - she’s a great judge of character when she’s more lucid. Wank sucker.
I feel genuinely offended by your crude language. Bravo!
Where did these fucktards come up with this list?
Reddit
Buncha wankstains
‘wank clown’ is crimininaly under utilised.
We are sleeping on lib goblin
Fucking libnozzle.
Is libsucker even an insult?
I’m liking “scumwaffle”; as in you “filthy scumwaffle”
Here is an opportunity to use it: https://sh.itjust.works/post/25206228