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minus-squaremoosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoIt’s revealing that I immediately assumed this was a suicide joke instead of a murder joke
minus-squaresnooggums@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 months agoIt would take quite a complex plan to roll up in the tarp, then tape that and bury yourself.
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoThe Russians can probably manage it they’re an ingenious people apparently
minus-squareRepple (she/her)@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoYes, but that’s the cost of being considerate
minus-squareintensely_human@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down3·2 months agoIt all starts with spinning yourself up to about 2500 rpm
It’s revealing that I immediately assumed this was a suicide joke instead of a murder joke
It would take quite a complex plan to roll up in the tarp, then tape that and bury yourself.
The Russians can probably manage it they’re an ingenious people apparently
Yes, but that’s the cost of being considerate
It all starts with spinning yourself up to about 2500 rpm