iranian sleeper cell agents across the homeland? what dumb ass movies are these people watching lmao

  • FedPosterman5000 [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    4 days ago

    Lmao that’s gonna be the next Fox News headline:

    “millions of ‘sleeper agents’ from ‘scary brown’ communities have been activated following a complex, multi-year, ‘Russian’ activation sequence during which time they’re exposed to the constant stream of racism and violence the US perpetuates at home and abroad. This devious ‘Russian’ process, when active, causes communities that would otherwise love the ‘endless opportunities’ America provides, to say radical things like ‘bombing hospitals is fucked up’ and ‘another illegal war??’. More at 11, including how to tell if your teen has been activated by ‘marxist ringleader’ Miss Rachel.”