Keep it silly though

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      Console cheat codes

      Tomater Brainer

      picture.onclick = eval(picture.onclick.toString().replace("/tomato.png", "https://images.freeimages.com/image/previews/ce8/color-stroke-brain-png-5691833.png"))
      

      Tomato minigun

      for (var i = 1; i < 99999; i++) window.clearInterval(i);let f = eval(updateTomato.toString().replace("return;", "pictureContainer.removeChild(tomato);return"));picture.onclick = eval(picture.onclick.toString().replace("updateTomato(tomato);", "f(tomato);"));setInterval(() => { document.querySelectorAll(".tomato").forEach(f); }, 10);picture.onmousemove = picture.onclick
      

      Slow-mo tomato

      for (var i = 1; i < 99999; i++) window.clearInterval(i);f = eval(updateTomato.toString().replace("2.0", "0.3").replace("tomato.angularMomentum", "1"));picture.onclick = eval(picture.onclick.toString().replace("updateTomato(tomato);", "f(tomato);"));setInterval(() => { document.querySelectorAll(".tomato").forEach(f); }, 10);
      

      I was thinking about making cheat codes for all your pages, but the tomato one just took me an embarrassing amount of time to work around.

      Congratulations, you’ve successfully stressed me out. Just kidding, nice page OP :)

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        OptiTomato

        Optimized tomato sauce

        for (var i = 1; i < 99999; i++) window.clearInterval(i);let f = eval(updateTomato.toString().replace('tomato.src = \"/splat.png\";', 'if (tomato.splat)return;tomato.src = \"/splat.png\";tomato.splat = true;'));picture.onclick = eval(picture.onclick.toString().replace("updateTomato(tomato);", "f(tomato);"));setInterval(() => { document.querySelectorAll(".tomato").forEach(f); }, 10);
        

        Optimized Tomato minigun (requieres Optimized tomato sauce hack)

        picture.onmousemove = picture.onclick
        

        Tomato cleaner

        let b = document.createElement("button");b.textContent = "Clear";b.onclick = () => { document.querySelectorAll(".tomato").forEach((t) => { t.remove(); }); };document.getElementsByClassName("col")[0].appendChild(b);
        
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        I dunno, I think the result is fabulous. I still don’t know why everyone was so obsessed with tomatoes, but this website is great fun.

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      Excellent work! I formally propose an easter egg that changes the image to tow-mater from cars the movie.