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minus-squareeinlander@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up44·22 days agoBut he has heard of nuking hurricanes.
minus-squaremassive_bereavement@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up14·22 days agoI mean it makes sense. We need to teach a lesson to those hurricanes.
minus-squareedgemaster72@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·22 days agoWe don’t want to look weak in front of the other weather emergencies.
minus-squarenexguy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·22 days agoThe ocean isn’t sending its best.
minus-squarefishbone@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·22 days agoIf there’s one thing you wanna look strong in front of, it’s nuclear fallout.
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·22 days agoGotta nuke something.
minus-squaremassive_bereavement@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up7·22 days agoWe have some perfect nukes just sitting around that cost hundreds, maybe thousands of dollars. It would be a waste not to use them.
minus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·22 days agoThat’s why I support nuking the whales.
But he has heard of nuking hurricanes.
I mean it makes sense. We need to teach a lesson to those hurricanes.
We don’t want to look weak in front of the other weather emergencies.
The ocean isn’t sending its best.
If there’s one thing you wanna look strong in front of, it’s nuclear fallout.
Gotta nuke something.
We have some perfect nukes just sitting around that cost hundreds, maybe thousands of dollars. It would be a waste not to use them.
That’s why I support nuking the whales.