They are supposed to be grown from spores, so what use are ork nipples?

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    They have potent psychic powers that manipulate reality around them

    I read once that this is why they paint their vehicles red. Because they believe that red makes it go faster, and with their latent psychic ability, the red ships actually DO go faster, because they believe so strongly in it.

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      My personal favorite, some kommandos believing painting themselves purple would make them sneakier because no one’s ever seen a purple ork.

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          That he installed an eye socket laser to reinforce their belief in the death stare might help with lethality too

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            Oh sure, but the rumors of the Bale Eye existed before the implant did. That thing is only about as strong as a laspistol. Sure it’ll burn a hole through your trousers but it’s isn’t about to explode a charging Ork into bloody chunks. All that power comes from the gestalt field, presumably.

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        There’s also the fan theory that the only thing keeping the Emperor barely alive is the combined power of all Orks who consider him a worthy and immortal opponent.

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          One of the old codex books. It’s going back decades however. The works have changed a lot from that era. It was the same codex as the buzzer squig catapult, if that helps narrow it down.

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      Mhhh this has norhing to do with 40k lore, It’s just empirically proven that red vehicles go faster