Steal Wool@lemm.ee to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 25 days agoIs it that lime?file.gardenexternal-linkmessage-square23fedilinkarrow-up1598arrow-down116cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1582arrow-down1external-linkIs it that lime?file.gardenSteal Wool@lemm.ee to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 25 days agomessage-square23fedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squareOrbituary@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up88arrow-down2·25 days agoThis describes my girlfriend. She sees a miniature hammer at a store and gushes about how cute it is. She collects trinkets like a crow.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·25 days agoIs her name Raven? Does she have obsidian plumage and a large beak?
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·25 days agoAnd do crows frequently attack her?
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·24 days agoDoes she command scores of armies at a whim, millions of black shadowed death daggers swooping to cast her foes to ghost in blanketed silence muffled only be the screams of her victims?
minus-squareshneancy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·25 days agocollecting trinkets is so fun i wish temu wasn’t run on slave labour, there’re so many little trinkets there
minus-squareshneancy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·25 days agobut do we have 10 barely working calligraphy pens? 🥺
This describes my girlfriend. She sees a miniature hammer at a store and gushes about how cute it is. She collects trinkets like a crow.
Is her name Raven? Does she have obsidian plumage and a large beak?
And do crows frequently attack her?
Does she command scores of armies at a whim, millions of black shadowed death daggers swooping to cast her foes to ghost in blanketed silence muffled only be the screams of her victims?
collecting trinkets is so fun
i wish temu wasn’t run on slave labour, there’re so many little trinkets there
We have garbage at home!
but do we have 10 barely working calligraphy pens? 🥺
Probably