The big brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Now, I am leaving Earth for no raisin.
EDIT: After reading your replies, it occurred to me that too much of my everyday speech is made up of lines from the show. Maybe that’s why everyone thinks I’m weird.
The rest of aren’t normal, and that’s what makes us great! … So, Leela, don’t want to be like us? Or do you want to be like Adlai, with no severe mental or social problems whatsoever?
Second EDIT: I didn’t expect so many responses, but I’ve just been reading them all and giggling to myself. Thank you everyone I really needed this. Keep em coming!
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Bender, depressed walks up to a bar:
“Gimmie your largest, strongest, cheapest drink”
You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.
You cant just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!
Good news! It’s a suppository!
Professor: Your tux doesn’t fit because you stole it from a boy.
Bender: You mean a man. It was his Bar Mitzvah.
Lol I missed that one, good line. Was it with the penguins?
Nope it was the one where the Professor doesn’t want to live on this planet anymore. (The evolution episode.)
Another of the best lines
"You can’t just sit here in the dark listening to classical music’
“I could if you hadn’t turned on the lights and shut off the stereo.”
My lead pipe hurts.
That’s normal.
Next patient!
Also, “We need to look inside you with this camera.” opens mouth “…Guess again.”
Did everyone take their suppositories?
Yes, stop asking!
Don’t you worry about Planet Express
Let me worry about blank.
Thus global warming was solved, once and for all.
But…
Once And For All.And Fry, you’ve got that brain thing!
- I already did!
Not exactly an iconic line, but I love the delivery:
“Have you heard of the Monks of Deshuba?”
Fry: “I’ve… not heard of them.”
Futurama’s great for nerdy science gags, social satire, and pop culture spoofs, but its best jokes are always uniquely stupid twists of language like this.
Tie between:
If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the angry dome
angry muttering as the PES flies away
and
Well Susie, it isn’t foreigners, it’s global warming
Gwabu wabu?
Uh, sure…
The chamber of understanding is also pretty good.
🎵We’re whalers on the moon,
We carry a harpoon,
But there ain’t no whales,
So we tell tall tales,
And sing this whalin’ tune! 🎵
That’s not an astronaut, that’s a TV comedian! And he was just using space travel as a metaphor for beating his wife.
I died doing what I loved!
"If it's a lesson in love, watch out; I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kiff?" ―Zapp "[Sigh] "Sexlexia"" ―KiffThere’s not a restaurant built that I can’t fly - Zap Brannigan
She’s built like a steakhouse, but handles like a bistro!
