The way my week is going, I would have just given up and went to bed with the pillowcase over my head.
After crying a little
That could be petty comfy
I have to sleep with my eyes covered and my go-to thing to cover them with is a folded up pillowcase. I get the extra long ones so I can just one on like a blindfold.
I like putting a T-shirt on over my eyes (as if you were putting it on, but half way through just lifted it up while leaving the neckline between my eyes and the tip of my nose).
Just place an entire pillow over your face. Covers your eyes and the lack of air keeps you from getting up.
Then the pillow case opened its big mouth and shouted out “Hufflepuff!”
Well, that’s one down, time to see what tomorrow brings, eh?
Could be worse. You could have died while trying to put on a sweater.
Amazing that I can’t tell if this is a Disco Elysium reference or not.
lol no, it isn’t. It’s a reference to Don’t you blame anyone by Julio Cortazar.
At least the pillowcase was dry.
A pair of scissors for a knife and it could be pants.
This is much funnier if you imagine instead of this Mike Mitchell guy, it’s Mel Brooks.
Tshirts are black.
Pillowcases are white.
Even if he was colourblind, it should be distinguishable.
Roses are red
Violets are Cupid
Pillowcases are tshirts
Poetry is stupid
I don’t think it’s mandatory.
It should be, that would prevent many of the world’s problems.
Death, taxes, and black t-shirts
“Tshirts are black”
Butch from Pulp Fiction would disagree.
