can@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 months agoAlabama Middle Schooler Jailed After Taking Basketball Back Out From Under Her Shirtyoutu.beexternal-linkmessage-square25fedilinkarrow-up111arrow-down10
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minus-squareFaceDeer@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 months agoWhat if the basketball fell out on its own?
minus-squareSoleInvictus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·8 months agoSounds a lot like traveling to me. That’s illegal unless you’re a sovereign citizen; then it’s the basis to all your bat shit legal arguments!
minus-squareRaoulDook@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·8 months agoBasketball miscarriage, straight to jail.
minus-squareEdibleFriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·8 months agoTexas will punch her in the god damn face
What if the basketball fell out on its own?
Sounds a lot like traveling to me. That’s illegal unless you’re a sovereign citizen; then it’s the basis to all your bat shit legal arguments!
Basketball miscarriage, straight to jail.
Texas will punch her in the god damn face