She was definitely talking about Elongated, but probably had that comeback planned ahead of time.

I wondered the same thing when landing in Salt Lake City for a connecting flight.

That’s a cell phone!

The newer keypads make you touch two random numbers before you can enter the code, to prevent this very problem.

That’s still 256 possible combinations. Isn’t it?

Nah, he threw it on the ground. DUH!

Exposed for what? Is it a blackface thing? I guess I don’t get it.

Idk how you read that letter and interpret it as “seething”. I read nothing of the sort.

I’m glad they’re not effective for riot control. Using these types of weapons against civilians is dystopian.

I’m surprised this hasn’t seen use by riot police.

Sounds pretty good if you ask me.

What’s the benefit if you don’t have ED?

My friend with no ED said he took a Viagra and it burst the skin of his penis. No fucking thank you on that, man!

And that their professionalism is so low they’re comfortable dropping f bombs in texts right after lying.

I don’t think anyone has ever considered waiting tables to be unskilled labor. It takes a lot of different skills to be a waiter, and it’s an in-demand job, often highly competitive. Back in college I tried unsuccessfully for years to get a server position at this swanky restaurant that would have meant I’d make $55+k a year, working 12 hours per week in the 90’s. My friend got a job there and was basically rich, working less than half the week.

I guess it depends on where the beach house is located. I stayed at a beach house in San Diego for a week once in my 20’s, and it was fucking amazing! That was one of the most fun weeks of my entire life. The short 2’ wall in-between the beach and the house kept all of the sand out, and there weren’t any seagulls. We sat on the porch drinking beer, BBQing, and inviting people who walked past to join us. It was paradise.

“I want all the rights of a citizen, but none of the responsibility!”

They were hungry, just like everyone else during 99% of human history.

These are guys that were hellbent in killing a 12 year old boy during Christmas. I don’t think ethics rank highly in their minds.

If you don’t like wearing a mask, you’ll hate wearing an intubater.

What is “body count” in this context? Does it mean your number of sexual partners? If so, that’s very dismissive and reductive.