Wait this is giving me a crisis. What marvel movie? I’m just learning it isn’t Biden x.x
Wait this is giving me a crisis. What marvel movie? I’m just learning it isn’t Biden x.x
I don’t like calling people ugly but Hobo Johnson looks like a homeschooler who had his lunch money bullied from him
I bought a locker a while back, like the kind you would find in the employee room of a closing bed bath and beyond. It didn’t quite fit as expected so we ended up just tying the back hatch as closed as it could with a single rope and took back roads the whole way home. I don’t think we went above 20mph for fear of the damage this giant steel box would cause if it fell out. Also got a tetanus shot the next day because I managed to rip my hand on its rusted foot. Good times, I love that locker
When I got surgery a few months ago there was a person who made rounds with an emotional support chihuahua. Most chill thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Just laying half asleep, in a little over the shoulder duffel bag, getting loved on by half the hospital. That bundle of calm helped me a lot while I was there I got to say hi every day
Looks like various places sell them, here’s an Etsy one I found: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1596896586/my-social-battery-funny-lapel-pin-hard
I’m fortunate enough that mine is very amicable. No lawyers, we’re splitting everything 50/50, there are a few big things that would make it more complicated in a court but we’re like “no you’re the only one who uses that you get it” kind of stuff. We would have turned in the divorce papers a few weeks ago actually but they’re on my insurance and I didn’t want to kick them until their new job’s insurance takes affect. Even with all this going for us the finances thing took so much work. Can’t imagine what a contested detangling would be like. You’ve got this!
Careful it might bite
Yo, I’m turning in the divorce papers in a few weeks. After months of detangling finances and finding new places 🎉 Only took like 5 years of me giving it my all and my former spouse constantly telling me I wasn’t doing enough for them. The years before all that were pretty great though
I’m a full blown mess in private or public, they know what they’re getting into before seeing me at home. I have no shame
If my time in tech has taught me anything there are going to be a surprising amount of eggs in that group of people at desks
I usually spam the 0, *, and # keys while saying “representative” and can get through. Doesn’t always work, and sometimes it goes through a couple different robot menus, but I’d say I get to a human about 80% of the time
Only one needs to have charge though right? It’ll just drain really fast. Or am I misremembering
Try what I do and just cry for an hour or so out of the day. That way you get neither work nor play done and you can feel equally bad about both without the inconvenience of flip flopping between them
That goblin fuck doesn’t have the tools for a proper orgy
I’ve never successfully shaved mine so I take him in periodically to have a professional do it. The wiping though is important he gets a bit messy 😕 One day, I’m hopeful in a month or two
My part maine coon absolute unit is finally accepting their diet. He was 22 pounds, down to about 19 right now. He can almost reach everywhere for grooming again and he’s so much more active
Okay but looks like a middle seat so I think it’s fair they get both armrests. It’s like a consolation prize for having the worst spot
Fucking Ambien. I tried it for a week to help with my insomnia and it did not work at all. I would get a little sleepy for about 5 minutes then I was loopy as hell and very active/hyper. At about the 10-15 minute mark my memory would crap out so all the best stories I can’t even recall just what people told me the next day. Things like laying down on a skateboard and scooting around with my hands, sobbing about the small villagers in the bed that we’re going to lose their culture if the blankets got disrupted, searching the house for the blacksmith and winding up talking to my frog about his sword making. Wild stuff. I threw out the rest of the bottle after a few days because if it wasn’t helping me sleep and I couldn’t remember the high what even is the point
“could you tell us about this 10 year gap in your resume?”