Bro I’m laughing my ass off you made my Sunday.

We’ll just push that 4-top, 4-top, 6-top, 5-top together and make a table at this server station while blocking fire escapes.

Bonus points:

Mother of the shooter

Not enough people talking about the MAGA school shooter

The alleged gunman who killed two people when he opened fire on Florida State University’s campus Thursday was identified as the son of a Leon County Sheriff’s deputy who allegedly promoted “white supremacist” views, according to officials and a report.

Lt. Matthew Furman is currently on administrative leave.

He has a laundry list and he still has a badge and gun.

Selective reading. 😭

If you’re not familiar with the situation:

COEUR d’ALENE — A legislative town hall organized by the Kootenai County Republican Central Committee devolved into chaos Saturday when unidentified, plainclothes security personnel dragged a Post Falls woman from the Coeur d’Alene High School auditorium for heckling legislators.

“Nobody was telling people cheering to stop cheering, but any time there was a negative reaction, we were scolded,” she said. “I felt comfortable expressing displeasure because people were very openly expressing their appreciation for the legislators there.”

From https://cdapress.com/news/2025/feb/24/update-on-town-hall-chaos-woman-who-was-dragged-out-speaks-police-chief-condemns-security-name-of-security-firm-confirmed/

And for posterity, these are the 6:

Paul Trouette – Battery, false imprisonment, security agent uniform violation, security agent duties violation 
Alex Trouette IV – Security agent uniform violation, security agent duties violation 
Russell Dunne – Battery, false imprisonment, security agent uniform violation, security agent duties violation 
Chistofer Berge – Battery, false imprisonment, security agent uniform violation, security agent duties violation 
Jesse Jones – Battery, false imprisonment, security agent uniform violation, security agent duties violation 
Michael Keller – Battery 

Yep. Most of the towns I lived in looked like this.

Even in Amsterdam are All Cops Are Bastards? (ACAB)? Dayum

Appreciate it! I didn’t even see that.

And now this one has a lot of comments. 😭

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I’m laughing real hard because I was also attracted by the thumbnail and clicked.

But – I hope others don’t follow suit and make sharing content look like time square with motion everywhere.

Yeah I was prepared to hit the mark to spam button until I clicked on it.

Did we read the same article? What are you talking about?

Ah I see. You’re referring to OP’s body text. Sorry about that.

Yeah OP, wtf. Dude, leave your comments in the comment stream.

Did you not read the part where it linked to a affiliate link to a ebook that was written in AI?

I’m mistaken. I read the article and was confused.

You are commenting on OP’s take below the link. Apologies.

Sorry? What? I’m not following any of this.

A decade ago, my friend went on a tinder date with a guy who said he worked in “protection services”. After the third date, he admitted that he’s actually a cop, which she was on the fence about. He begged her to stay.

Then after three months of dating, she broke up with him, deleted her social media, lived with her parents a few states away, and cut off all contact with everyone who known her.

Only about a year ago did she finally reconnect with her social group.

So yeah, that gut check is important.

I know this guy who is absolutely ridiculous about this.

On one hand, he can’t stand women’s groups, gets upset about women’s sports, can’t stop dismissing anything that isn’t solely masculine like yoga, dance, and even rages on women artists and musicians.

On the other hand, has BEGGED OUT LOUD to people (I’m not even his friend) to get him connected with “chicks”.

I have no idea how to tell this guy he’s a miserable hateful fuck who will die alone because of his own personality.

They’re even blasting it on Twitter. Gotta love it.