checks calendar

doot

Lots of us do every day, just saying. Not the average though (yet), but maybe one day…

I’ve always been more into skateboards/longboards when it comes to more compact stuff but @[email protected] could probably school you on electric unicycles - they have a few of them IIRC

“bollards”

IDK about e-unis but I avoided One Wheels because I heard they can catch on the ground and send you flying.

Classy.

fReEdOm fRiEs!!1

Still weird, trashy, and offensive. How could they possibly think this was a good idea? Putting out things like muffins and other breakfast stuff is standard at any decent hotel, trying to make it into some sort of complimentary muffin tribute though? Wtf Marriott?

I heard Bowser even slapped him around a bit

edit: For those who seem to be struggling here, I am being facetious. No, the CEO of Nintendo did not travel to South America to slap a child. This is all a joke reference to copypasta mocking Nintendo’s shitty, overly litigious behavior, calm down.

These patents are absolute bullshit and should be thrown the fuck out: They have existed in countless games and both predate Pokemon. It’s absolutely insane what large corporations get away with by abusing the system because they have the resources to do so, while regular everyday people and small companies get screwed repeatedly.

Learn to take a joke please, it’s a copypasta reference

Looks like you missed theirs by a pretty wide berth too though

Hey, he just wants to kill some more people. No big deal right?

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My mistake, murdering shoplifters is actually still kind of a big no-no. Apologies.

Makes sense given the rise in popularity, wear your protective gear out there folks: Injuries suck and so does recovery.

Soon you can send your bike out to get groceries!

Average weight is 200 lbs so no

Hindi Star War: Backstroke of the West when?

“Negative. We are trains.”

I think it’s a reference to a lucky cigarette