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Schrödinger’s Thread - there’s an equal chance you’re either a child or a bear until proven otherwise.
Schrödinger’s Thread - there’s an equal chance you’re either a child or a bear until proven otherwise.
They also shit in the woods & wipe their asses with bunny rabbits.
DON’T BELIEVE THE CHARMIN PROPAGANDA
Rumpus Room? High, out of the way, windows, so the kids can go ham without breaking them?
I dunno if you’re talking about the Simpsons, but in season 14, the episode about Rock Camp, Homer eats a pill off the cabin floor & talks to Jesus over in the corner.
“Coming this fall… wacky hi-jinx ensue as two men enlist the help of a fish to convince their bigoted neighborhood they’re not gay!!
Will the neighbors abandon their hurtful ignorance or will you be forced watch a man copulate with a fish purely for the sake of survival?
Find out Thursday evenings, coming this fall to the Hallmark Channel!”
Unless you accidentally punt the one that makes the toilet wine… then you’ll have a mess of alch-y chickens looking for your flask & going all puke-a-potamus all over your shoes.
Possum in the Graveyard… is that one where we stuck a possum in Ricky’s dishwasher & fed it nothing but circus peanuts til Ricky got back from jail?
That damn thing cut him up so bad 🤣 I’m a little sorry he lost an eye, but that was funny as hell.
And Gouda is short for Goudavid
Thanks! Was trying to get it to load off WiFi & it kept stalling on the credits after the logo so I never could see what movie it was.
Itch scratched.
Is that the entirety of a twilight movie?
Good morning, in less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in this history of mankind.
Mankind – that word should have new meaning for all of us today.
We can’t be consumed by our petty differences anymore.
We will be united in our common interests.
Perhaps its fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution – but from annihilation.
We’re fighting for our right to live, to exist.
And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice:
We will not go quietly into the night!
We will not vanish without a fight!
We’re going to live on!
We’re going to survive!
Today, we celebrate our Independence Day you piece of shit!
“No, you’re not wrong… You’re not wrong Walter… you’re just an asshole… you piece of shit.”
Use a stack of pennies to derail a train full of chemicals.
It took me a minute to realize the monkey was pulling the gun out of the shirt, I thought he was aiming it at himself at first.
So weird… I’m apparently not functioning on all cylinders today. Thanks for the heads up!
Didn’t say it was He Man singing, but yes, I got the song title wrong.
Another one comes around to gather your empty champagne glasses…
“This one’s still full, want me to leave it?”
“Nah, you can dump it. I wasn’t up for going to the toilet after being called a pig in a blanket…”
I mean… a kid would probably do the same, given the chance, right?
I’m going with For, definitely a point For bears.