I don’t think that’s what they meant when they said to “Go suck a dipstick”.

That is a great game. They didn’t try to shove Mario Kart into a mobile app, they made a mobile game that feels like you’re playing Mario kart.

I haven’t played it in forever, but I put quite a few hours into it when I first discovered it.

Seven years. If you don’t make a payment on an account for seven years, it falls off your credit report.

Understand that your credit will be shit for those seven years, but if you’re in such a bad spot that you can’t see any way of getting caught up, your credit score is probably doomed either way.

I’d worry about things they don’t understand. If there was a “bleach and ammonia” challenge, I’d be concerned.

I don’t think many kids know what happens when you mix those, and some would die figuring it out.

It’s going to be much more difficult to find a kid that doesn’t know that a hammer to the face is a bad idea.

No idea? I was a socially awkward fat kid. I have an idea.

I can see getting weird piercings and regrettable tattoos, growing a mullet or wearing your pants around your knees to fit in. I understand hiding your true self to blend in, or even bullying others to climb the social ladder.

As kids, we did some dumb dangerous things, kids always will, but hitting yourself in the face with a hammer with the intention of breaking your own jaw? If you’re dumb enough to think that’s a good idea and try it, then maybe it’s a lesson you need to learn.

Maybe I’m just an old curmudgeon, but I can’t feel sorry for anyone dumb enough to try this.

I have kids, and I’m confident that if I asked my 10 year old about this, even she’d know that it’s a terrible idea.

DARK BRANDON ACTIVATED.

also online play has gotten way better(if that even was a thing when you last played)

Thanks for making me feel old. I haven’t played a Street Fighter game since the 1900s, and no, online wasn’t a thing.

You ever seen the toilet at Aldi? They should be glad they didn’t get a swirly!

SOME PIG

They don’t feel guilt. They just want to be able to say “Well, there have been rumors (that we started) that Mr. Dem has been doing that for years! Why aren’t you investigating HIM?”

Coffee, black with too much sugar.

To me, tea always seemed like it was just hot water that’s unsuccessfully trying to taste like sticks and flowers.

That seems completely reasonable. Move on. Take your respectful conversation where it’s appreciated

So, back when I worked in a Verizon store, I dealt with a lot of damaged phones. Any time there’s water in a dream, I always check my phone to see if it’s water damaged. Other than that, it never really gets used.

Are you suggesting a swallow picked up a coconut and carried it here all the way from the tropics?

Now I’m wondering if I shouldn’t start every question with “Riddle me THIS, Batman!” 🤔

Hey thanks! Love you too!

Often when I’m talking to give information, people get something completely different from it. I know how words work, but somehow it turns to garbage between my brain and their ears.

If I am super interested in a book that I got as a gift, I will tear through it in a few days. That being said, I’ve probably read like 4 adult books since being out of school. Plenty of kids books over the years, (I had mastered Fox in Socks at one point.)

It takes a lot for me to take that much time on a book.

They don’t really have to work at all.