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Er, what if it’s not actually soy sauce? Like, imitation or reduced sodium soy sauce? I can’t handle this.

How is this news? I have recall work done on my Honda almost every time I get an oil change. This is a Volvo software update.

He was a relatable character, in what he wanted, but he forced the Mutant gene on that dude, then that guy died. I just remember he wanted to rinse/repeat that on the whole city (not knowing everyone would die). I think it’s an oversimplification to say he’s right, but he’s definitely relatable, which makes him a terrific villain.

Truth. As an 80s kid / 90s teen, I feel pretty lucky to be alive. I’m grateful for the few times in my life when common sense kicked in, and I said no.

You have been in stasis for 99999…

My favorite meal was cooking a hotdog on the open stove flame, campfire style. That charr was so good.

Some places use penile codes, as well.

I like to climb up through the toilet seat ring, and sit on the thin part, wearing the ring around my waist like a pool floatie. I then do a kind of hoola-hoop sway against the ring to massage my abdomen thoroughly. It works better with the soft, squishy seats, of course.

I have to admit, I’m a tough crowd. I do find some things funny, but rarely does anything affect me more than a faint side-smile. This actually got me pretty good - like, totally off-guard. I hope no one heard me. I don’t like my laugh.