Some of this is cast iron, I’ve been true my whole life.

A copy of the game Portal previously owned by Satan.

Some of the funniest Dwarf Fortress bugs I remember hearing about:

-Cats were dying of alcohol poisoning because they would walk through puddles of alcohol in the tavern, and then ingest it when cleaning themselves

-A hammerer (dispenser of dwarven justice) didn’t have a hammer, so when they went to punish a criminal, they bit their arm and tore it off, and then went about their day holding the severed arm in their mouth.

The water will go, bing bing! bong bong bong! bing bing! down to Los Angeles.

Let her sing her awkward song!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side, where he was meeting his church group to tell them he would no longer be attending.

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Great except for my shampoo irritating the paper cut on my finger 😄

This post was inspired by me wondering how I got one. I’m pretty sure it was from opening junk mail, one of the few ways I interact with paper anymore.

Is that Chris Parnell?

Nobody:

Everybody: “Nobody:”

Last time I saw it, it didn’t have the unnecessary explanation at the top.

Bonobo - Dial M for Monkey

I’d recommend checking out 4d Toys - I believe it is compatible with VR so you could sort of do what you’re describing.

Not great, not terrible.

Maybe a panini.

Pello Judding

Nape Gruts

Toft Saco

And his partner Besame Beed Sun.

This is an interesting idea. A few potential issues come to mind:

• In this system, each community needs moderators from each instance it is on. A small instance run by one person would face a challenge finding people to moderate potentially hundreds of communities.
• You mention that a user who doesn’t like their instance’s moderation can use a different instance, but this isn’t easy. There’s no account migration at the moment. This is more of an issue with the lack of that functionality, since there are many other reasons people would want to switch instances.
• If this was implemented, presumably it would require merging all existing communities that share names. There may be some big differences in the culture and content of these instances which could cause problems. You’ll find different content in the “memes” communities on lemmy.world, slrpnk.net, and hexbear.net.