Aside from being the maoist pope, of course.

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    Aside from being the maoist pope, of course.

    the catholic uprising against the landlords was the largest and most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, and led to almost totally-equal redistribution of land among the peasantry

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      but also:

      • have the archives digitised/remotely accessible, get a gun, and go church to church shooting pedos worldwide
      • call for the immediate, eternal dissoloution of the “state” of Italy
      • official church position that the great satan is actually the literal embodyment of satan, kicking off the holy crusade against amerikkka and all of its satellite/vassal states (additional bonus of retaking and liberating jerusalem and greater palestine)
      • canonise Fidel Castro (while going straight to Marx, Lenin or Stalin might be funnier eventually, inflicting otherwordly levels of psychic damage on gusanos has the best immediate payoff)
      • the papal treasury shall fund the alliance of sahel states indefinitely
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        canonise Fidel Castro (while going straight to Marx, Lenin or Stalin might be funnier eventually, inflicting otherwordly levels of psychic damage on gusanos has the best immediate payoff)

        sicko-laser

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      Would be welcomed considering church was and sometimes still is biggest single landowner except state in most catholic countries in Europe.