i was checking out and the worker asked if I had my military ID, I figured she was joking so I said no just the hat and she inputted the 10% military discount lmao
ive been saluted by an old man and got the discount, now I just need to be thanked for my service to hit the trifecta
pic of the hat
I think i told this story once, but I parked in the veterans spot in front of the Trader Joe’s because it was a Trader Joe’s parking lot (if you know, you know)
An old guy was like “Hey, you don’t have Veteran’s plates!”, so I lifted up my shirt to show him my gallbladder surgery scars and said “Does this count? Fallujah, 2005!”
He saluted me and said “I’m sorry sir. Thank you for your service!”
Probably helped that I was wearing my camouflage cargo pants and Carharrt hat
no joke but thank you for your service god damn
may never have fought a war but just about killed me, rip in piece
LMFAO I want to do this now but my gallbladder removal scar is just a small 2" horizontal line above my belly button
My procedure had some complications, so I have about 4 weird looking scars across my abdomen
oof I am no longer jealous but thank you for the inspiration in any case! I think I can still wing mine as a ‘knife wound from an Iraqi insurgent’ if the person asking is stupid
Like a chameleon!
If I had been wearing my guava pink tracksuit it might not have played out the same way
Waow