“It even levitates. There is no pleasing you, Father.”
“You want tomato slices?”
“No! Whole tomatoes you can bite like an apple!”
Eugh watching him eat tomatoes was a terrible day to have eyes
Poor Pippin lol
Faramir FFS stop being a lazy bum!
You wish now that our pizzas had been exchanged. That I had died and Boromir brought 5-cheese pizza?
Nah. Boromir would have brought 5 four-cheese pizzas.
“That’s twenty cheeses total!”
“Father, that’s not how…”
“Twenty cheeses! Twenty!”
Less than half of what I’d hoped for.
And Peter would have brought me a strawberry milkshake!
Dave would have hooked me up with a kick ass speaker system!
Five-cheese pizza?
En esta economía??!
This made me so hungry, I might order pizza
Five pizzas is a bit much, I think.
There are FOUR cheeses!
I’m convinced that Denethor is actually the real villain of LotR. Sauron wanted to unite a divided land and eliminate the racism that was endemic.
That’s nice
Also Faramir is way better than Boromir so he clearly cant judge class
