Lol, I am a nerd after all, so maybe?

Beautiful!

https://apps.garmin.com/apps/5b255aa3-9f0a-4b89-83fa-15aa0b0e51d2

64 is current heart rate (which is amazing given that the watch is sitting on the desk)
1688/0.8 is current step count/mileage

sadly it did not come with custom sounds :(

I didn’t realize it was real!

Pretty much any Rodney Dangerfield joke works with Quark:

• I was so ugly my Moogie used to feed me with a slingshot.
• I was ugly, very ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my Moogie.
• My wife, Grilka, and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met!
• I told Dr Bashir that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous: everyone hasn’t met me yet.
• I stuck my head out the hatch and got arrested by Odo for mooning.

Bergamot scented soap is totally a thing!

Your mother was a Tellerite, and your father smells of Yamok Sauce

Elon’s version

If you drank these I bet you’d feel the same way

Has thoughts

It was refiled in state court instead. It’s not over.

https://iowacapitaldispatch.com/2025/06/30/trump-moves-his-lawsuit-against-register-and-its-pollster-from-federal-court-to-state-court/

Oven roasted beets (inside of foil bag with a small pinch of sugar) is really good too

Workers of the Alpha Quadrant unite!

That’s been a fantasy of theirs since the 1840s

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_of_Deseret

The endorsements were from before he was running during the primary.

I was being slightly fecesious

Andrew Cuomo running as an independent, and he was endorsed by many dem leaders already

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/cuomo-stay-new-york-city-mayoral-ballot-november/story?id=123258468