This is the ideal web design. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
Pure HTML, untarnished by the poison of CSS and Javascript.
00:44
When it was still possible to find the ends of the internet before 1 AM.
Dear god… no…
Os-tan!
How did they manage to center the text???
<center> was a thing
Its not vertically centered, so probably with
<center><center>It was easy before CSS
Tables and/or spacer gifs.
take me the fuck back
To waiting 3 minutes for a 178kb jpeg to load?
yep. fuck it.
but also no social media brainwashing, mass surveillance, and the like.
I kinda miss the animated logos you would see in Netscape and Internet Explorer.
Wow
Not a javascript in sight. Just people enjoying their internet. And cheese.
Cheese actually contains a low dose opiate analog.
Cheddar is the opiate of the masses
Opiates actually just trigger the cheese receptors in the brain
Here’s a model recreation of the cheese molecule entering the cheese receptor
my entire body is a cheese receptor
you beat me to the punch
Popup:
This looks way shittier than I remember it.
One example of explicitly learning why you don’t click on something when it says click here.
I don’t know why but I made it my new lock screen, thanks.
Now this is the real internet funeral
