And have everybody shout at each other, have people stand in random locations instead of a workstation and give everyone anxiety so much they cry whenever somebody looks at them wrong.
“There, I created the perfect working environment” - Some shitty interior designer at Starfleet
“Now add bright red and blue lights.”
Also lights at eye level.
And lens flare, shitloads of lens flare.
That’s more JJ than Kurtzman, but he does have it a little too.
And have everybody shout at each other, have people stand in random locations instead of a workstation and give everyone anxiety so much they cry whenever somebody looks at them wrong.
“There, I created the perfect working environment” - Some shitty interior designer at Starfleet
Starlet? You just described retail life under those damnable lights that are supposed to simulate daylight for 16 hours a day
Don’t forget the crying. So. Much. Crying.
Kathryn would have absolutely fucked their shit up, not a single tear shed.
“Increase lacrimation by 90%.”