The big brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Now, I am leaving Earth for no raisin.
EDIT: After reading your replies, it occurred to me that too much of my everyday speech is made up of lines from the show. Maybe that’s why everyone thinks I’m weird.
The rest of aren’t normal, and that’s what makes us great! … So, Leela, don’t want to be like us? Or do you want to be like Adlai, with no severe mental or social problems whatsoever?
Second EDIT: I didn’t expect so many responses, but I’ve just been reading them all and giggling to myself. Thank you everyone I really needed this. Keep em coming!
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Thus global warming was solved, once and for all.
But…
Once And For All.Don’t you worry about Planet Express
Let me worry about blank.
“If we hit that bullseye the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!”
She’s built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!
You win again gravity!
If I don’t survive, tell my wife, “Hello”.
Its a beige alert!
You just made me realize I say “I have no strong feelings one way or the other” a lot and I think usually people don’t know I’m quoting anything.
So close to my other favorite, from the same character and episode:
I also say it all the time, lol.
"You can’t just sit here in the dark listening to classical music’
“I could if you hadn’t turned on the lights and shut off the stereo.”
My lead pipe hurts.
That’s normal.
Next patient!
Also, “We need to look inside you with this camera.” opens mouth “…Guess again.”
Did everyone take their suppositories?
Yes, stop asking!
And Fry, you’ve got that brain thing!
- I already did!
Not exactly an iconic line, but I love the delivery:
“Have you heard of the Monks of Deshuba?”
Fry: “I’ve… not heard of them.”
Futurama’s great for nerdy science gags, social satire, and pop culture spoofs, but its best jokes are always uniquely stupid twists of language like this.
Tie between:
If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the angry dome
angry muttering as the PES flies away
and
Well Susie, it isn’t foreigners, it’s global warming
Gwabu wabu?
Uh, sure…
The chamber of understanding is also pretty good.
🎵We’re whalers on the moon,
We carry a harpoon,
But there ain’t no whales,
So we tell tall tales,
And sing this whalin’ tune! 🎵
That’s not an astronaut, that’s a TV comedian! And he was just using space travel as a metaphor for beating his wife.
I died doing what I loved!
"If it's a lesson in love, watch out; I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kiff?" ―Zapp "[Sigh] "Sexlexia"" ―KiffThere’s not a restaurant built that I can’t fly - Zap Brannigan
She’s built like a steakhouse, but handles like a bistro!
So, there’s an infinite number of parallel universes?
No… just the two…
You live in the universe, but you never do these things until someone comes to visit.
My mantra for life.
The supreme rulers are hardly known by their subjects.
The lesser are loved and praised.
The even lesser are feared.
The least are despised.
Those who show no trust will not be trusted.
Those who are quiet value the words.
When their task is completed, people will say:
We did it ourselves.
–Tao Te Ching, Chapter 17
Wow, thanks I’ve got some reading to do.
That book changed my life.
