Ripping off a post I just saw in the Isaac Arthur subreddit. Imagining we work out the technical ability. Examples they suggested were:
- No periods
- No balding
- No nausea
- No body odor
- Resistance to obesity and muscle wasting
Redesign the spine for vertical use. Don’t put the eating and breathing tubes on either side of the same flap.
We should have tons of little breathing holes all over.
Imagine if no one snored?
Ability to regrow lost teeth
No more biting down on my tongue or cheeks when eating. Most annoying glitch ever.
RFC, pull request to add git.
Reasoning: Having a built-in versioning system would allow humans to
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- Separate holes for eating and breathing
- Separate sewage system from entertainment complex
- Remove mental health disorders
- Improved empathy
Being able to shoot lasers from my tits would be cool.
Add more holes to the body.
For what?
I’m not that picky about their primary function.
Goddamn ear fuckers.
eargasm
What, do pores not count?
no holes for you
Ability to go to sleep when sleep should be gone to.
Or the ability to forgo sleep indefinitely. I’ve got too much shit I want to do and too little time.
Let’s apply RPG sleep rules.
You can go for weeks without sleep, but when you do sleep, you awaken fully healed.
No more cancer please.
there’s almost a vaccine for that
“is curing patients a viable business model?”
Nop, preventing them from dying is though.
This is so fucked up but yeah I can see them settling for research on a drug or treatment that just keeps you from reaching Stage 4 to where you become a lifelong consumer of said medical company.
Optimised learning throughout our entire life. Better focus and improved memory to take in knowledge more effectively
