Well there’s no Corolla in the picture, so I’m guessing he DID eat it.
I really hope “kid dick” is listed.
It probably isn’t
Damn, I could never be a priest, I can’t give up my weekly 1994 Toyota Corolla treat.
Wish I could get away with wearing a billowing cloak like that.
Neo did that, but he was machine jesus, so unless you’ve got a pair of sunglasses and some woah!'s handy, you might just want to stick to the latex
Ah, my woahs are in my other jeans.
Nobody is going to stop you.
Well it’s not so much that I won’t be stopped but that I won’t get acclaim for it, I suppose.
I will spread your word but nobody will listen to me because im mentally insane. Praise machine jesus bob.
1994 would mean this corolla is potentially 31, much too old for the average priest.
So, priest only eat babies is what you are saying?
Not the whole baby.
There are dietary laws for Catholics, specifically about fasting and abstaining from meat consumption, but they vary wildly by region. For example, Canadian Catholics are permitted to eat meat on Friday if they perform an act of charity, read the Bible, or pray more than usual. Just make sure you’re Canadian or else God will be mad.
Did jesus even know about Canada ?
You’ve got a lot to learn my son.
Originally Christians aren’t even supposed to eat pork like the Jews. But then the Romans be like 🤌 then God said “Okay okay chill, pork’s back on the menu except on Friday’s”
“with God all things are possible” Matthew 19:26
Someone doesn’t read their Bible!
Automobiles fall under the same exception as iron chariots (Judges 1:19).
Ezekiel 23:20
The struggle is real
Pfft that’s why you’re a lesser religion!
That’s not a Corolla.
To be fair, he’s a priest. He only knows about Chryslers and vehicles whose names end in –mobile.
Emblem on the rim makes it look like a Lincoln
Also the rest of the car makes it look like a Lincoln Towncar 😂
He can eat the 1993 and 1995 Corollas though
I find his lack of faith disturbing
Father David Michael? Never trust someone with two first names.
Especially Ryan George. That guy is … sketchy!
This suggests he could eat it were he not a catholic priest
You don’t eat them? Weirdo.
skill issue
