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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

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  • Varyk@sh.itjust.works
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    100% an astrology daughter. like a third of everybody believe in astrology anyway, so she’ll receive plenty of support from her peers.

    nft son is just going to… I mean, that doesn’t end well.

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      You ruined my day by reminding me that a third of people believe in astrology

      • LinuxEnjoyer@lemmy.world
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        Yup.

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          I think it has an effect, not inherently, but only because we then standardize schooling based on birth year, not actual age. Starting at four years and one month vs four years and eleven months (where I am, it starts even earlier, at two years and six months/three years and five months for kindergarten) means students are in a wildly different developmental stages. I don’t think it’s necessarily a lifelong thing, but at least during school, the kids who start at a later age are better at sports, so they’re more likely to make sports teams, which certainly affects your personality.

          I would never say that I believe in astrology though.

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            That has nothing to do with astrology though. Astrology has zero effect.

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              Sure, but it’s the time of year (indirectly) affecting your personality, so it felt relevant

    • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Right?! As long as it’s not the Nazi version of astrology

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        Well there is the Nazi version of nft sons… So… I guess even then… I guess… I take the Nazi astrology daughter… And then I blame myself for being a bad parent who failed to teach them properly morals.

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          Odds are that the Nazi astrology daughter would marry a nazi nft son…

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            So you are saying, I get to choose between Nazi nft son and Nazi nft son In law… I guess either way, I get one. What is more embarrassing that my daughter would choose a nft bro or that my son is a nft bro? I guess the former as it involves 2 people.

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              In law? No, no, the siblings marry.

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          There is a nazi version of nft sons and a nazi adjacent version. I’m not aware of a third one

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      a third of everyone

      I hope not. I don’t want to see the data. Just this once, lie to me if you have to.

      But still astrology daughter. Nft son is … I don’t want to have my money stolen to gamble in a scam casino. I intend to be able to send my astrology daughter to university and if my nft son does what nft sons do, I can’t.

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        Yes, around a third, or to be more precise everyone born between May and August.

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          That is so Taurus, Geminis, cancers, Leos, virgos! So typical! Am I right?

      • Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works
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        It’s 70% of the US, would explain a lot

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          where is this data from? i can’t seriously believe it even if it is the us

          • OrnateLuna@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            67% of statistics are made up on the spot

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            I just googled it, so take it with a grain of salt

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      There’s a path from nft son to incel that’s scary. Astrology daughter easy.

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        Yeah I’d rather not have allergy-denying magical thinkers poisoning me with peanuts

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      I think what time of year you are born may have some affect on your personality at least.

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        It doesn’t

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          Like, at all? You don’t think babies born during summer months have a different enough experience than babies born in winter months that their personalities could be affected. Even a tiny bit? That’s all I’m saying.

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            No

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              A teensy bit?

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    Astrology daughter. Nft son is stupid, and probably a jackass. Astrology daughter likely has her heart in the right place and just thinks it’s a fun little thing.

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      Astrology daughter might have her heart in the right place but she’s still stupid, and her prejudiced woo-woo beliefs are going to end up hurting people and society.

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        Chill down! You sound almost like a Taurus!

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          I don’t believe in astrology. I’m a Sagittarius and we’re sceptical.

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        Sure

        But compared to an nft son, a lot less.

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        Astrology is literally older than the Assyrian Empire, that grift is eternal.

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      I wish I could see NFT’s as just a fun little thing tbh. But nft sons have ruined that.

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    Astrology daughter. NFT son will be bankrupt in your basement, no matter what. Astrology daughter might marry a rich guy.

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      Only if he’s not a Taurus. No amount of money can get Mercury back in alignment.

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        But the Taurus was sold under the Ford brand. The Mercury version was called the Sable.

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      And if she doesn’t, she hopefully tries to be a kind person and sell pretty gems.

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        And if not, it’s saturns fault that she’s an insufferable cunt

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          Which means she needs to attune to Venus, duh!

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            Venus is only for penus

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              Exavtly! She was acting like a penus! And needs some Venal penal lessons.

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    Both are recoverable but the astrology daughter is much cheaper to handle. Tarot, crystals, and star charts don’t eat retirement funds.

    Daughter with a Psychic, much tougher call.

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      How about daughter who is a psychic?

      • Quadhammer@lemmy.world
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        Buy nfts

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        Psychiatry is expensive yeah.

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    Astrology daughter won’t try and destabilize the world with star charts

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      https://nypost.com/article/ronald-reagans-wife-nancy-astrologer-joan-quigley/

      Murdoch rag, but

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        It’s always a fucking Reagan. FUCK

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    Astrology daughter;

    +less money lost to scams

    +less likely to engage with bro culture

    -more likely to engage with crystals, vibrations, homeopathy, etc…

    +less cringe

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      Much more likely astrology daughter is engaging with crystals and vibrations from a more spiritual sense without zealotry, and purely for the joy it brings them. Homeopathy probably because western medicine is a miserable experience for women…

      So yeah, those aren’t exactly red flags at first glance.

      NFTs however… Don’t ever talk to me again.

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    Both equally insufferable, but NFT son is more consequentially risky.

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      If you believe in something like astrology, chances are high that you also get scammed by nft

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    Neither

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    Child neglect is probably the cause

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      Preach!

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    astrology son and nft daughter

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      astrology nft or son daughter?

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        Definitely son daughter.

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    I don’t want children, especially in a world that’s getting worse every day. And NFTs pretty much sum up many of the causes that have led us to this situation.

    So I’d choose an astrology daughter without hesitation.

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    Nft son.

    Still has a chance for success in the future. Believes in controlling his own fate. Is tech oriented. Can still lift heavy objects. I can call him “lil-bruh”.

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    Nft, i can laugh as crashes his savings again and again

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    Regardless, that’s my child. Not line they Luigi’d a billionaire.

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      Disowning is valid

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