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Sucks when you have to haggle to buy your own penis back when you misplace it after a party tho.
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detaaachaaableeee peeeeniis🎵
We dont need no masurbation.
We don’t need no birth control.
Here, this is for you. You can just use that whenever. Or now maybe? But like yeah, just whenever really… I can get another one so you can have this one… ok bye
This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home when I think it’s gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don’t need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can’t for the life of me remember what I did with it.
–Argonaut Octopus, probably.
♪detachable penis♪
I’m so glad someone got the reference, I thought it might be too obscure for Lemmy.
Haha I got you, I was gonna post something similar if no one else had.
My gyro!
🎶Watch him as he goes. 🎵
Here, this things been pissing me off.
Yeah toots, here! You figure it out! It’s got the balls, don’t squeeze those too hard. Pull the skin back before insertion. I gotta get going to the game!
“Babe, you lost my meat?! Did you check your handbag?”
Hey you! Yes, you! Stand still, dammit! (How else am I supposed to give you my dong?)
“Damn, I could really use a penis now”
-the female octopus, probably
There is a bit of a Pink Floyd trend today: https://sh.itjust.works/post/35498497
I wonder if they grow back and if they do I wonder if they would have myths about it growing back thicker if you do it right like people and beards
Is this a reference to The Wall?
Yes, specifically Another Brick in the Wall, Pt. 2
We don’t need no education.
We don’t need no
educationerection.
Yeetin meat is neat
