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Long John silvers. Not for any particular quality or moral reason, I just don’t like fish
There is this franchise in my country called Boston pizza. Decades ago, I am talking in the '80s, it was amazing, but now all of the food is made frozen in Toronto or something and flown in!
The last time I went there (edit for a sit-down meal) it was like 20 years ago almost… I went with a group of eight or nine people, my family. Every single one of us had cold food - like I’m talking “put your finger in the lasagna and it’s still ice in the middle cold”
We were not allowed to make any substitutions on our pizza, we couldn’t even have toppings taken off.
In complete exasperation at the end of this whole experience, my father asked the server what the hell is going on. Most of the meals were sent back. He sheepishly confessed that every single thing is there frozen, they can’t even take toppings off pizza because they’re all frozen in a giant block. You get what you get.
This place charges double what any family pizza restaurant would charge.
Just utter garbage.
And the worst thing is, it’s kind of become the de facto hangout for people in our city. So you have to go and sit and politely order some piece of shit food that is horrible and choke it down just so you can socialize with people. They can barely even make nachos correctly, they don’t have trained cooks on staff
The dingbats in my city do not even understand this is the worst possible food in the restaurant universe, they go and gobble it down with zeal. Mmmm grease
Olive Garden is nasty
Five Guys.
One was opening up near me and my friends were all excited to try it. Paid 14 bucks for a 3 dollar Steak n Shake Burger, a medium drink, and the most limp, bland, and unappealing fries I’ve ever had, and I’ve had microwaved frozen fries before.
Never gone back, and I never intend to.
Five Guy worship is a complete cult. It’s pedestrian, boring food that successfully hyped people up to the point they’re willing to spend a week of grocery money for a soulless burger and fries. Where I live, for a grown man to have a proper burger and fries at that clown show is like $27 a f’king go after tax
Chick Fil A.
Fuck yeah bro! Fuck Chick-fil-A. My gay friends still go there and I’m absolutely floored by that!
Agreed, one of my friends is a trans woman and it blows my mind that she loves Chick-fil-A.
I still don’t understand it. Their chicken is mediocre, at best. And the sauces are all available elsewhere. Same with Raising Cane’s, except there the chicken is even blander and reliant on the sauce, which again is a generic mayo and ketchup based fry sauce you can make at home.
Agreed. Went there once and was like…that’s it?
In my area, Popeyes is so much better too.
Popeyes is great, and consistent. Easily the best chicken sandwich as well, especially the spicy version. I wonder why they don’t use the spicy chicken in the spicy version in addition to the spicy sauce. I assume the two throw it off somehow, too much pepper, etc.
Get their apple pie.
Also, Popeyes fries > Arbys fries.
I love Popeyes. So damn good.
McDonald’s.
McDonald’s. If you can call that a restaurant
Burger King - Absolute worst of the whole fast food genre.
I’ll take Burger King over McDonald’s any day. I get a craving once in a while that can only be satisfied by their onion rings.
The last two times I went to Burger King, I ended up throwing up. Two separate locations, multiple years apart. I will never go back.
Not my favourite but at least they haven’t been hit as hard by shrinkflation
You, me, and more than half the US military. That shit is like the exclusive fast food on every military base everywhere.
That was my entire childhood experience of fast food
I haven’t had Burger King in 20 years.
It was my eighteenth birthday and I had a bad experience
Same, but with McDonald’s.
If you define the term “Restaurant” generously, it’s McD.
Chipotle. Got it once and can’t forget how much rice was packed into the burrito. Scarred for life…
McDonald’s. Worst most overpriced saltiness yet bland ass food.
The Cheesecake Factory is somehow a nationwide tourist trap — go somewhere exciting and then eat at the same overpriced trash faux-destination restaurant you could’ve eaten at back home.
I don’t understand cheesecake factory. It literally does nothing well. Jack of all trades. They do almost every type of food and yet somehow all of it is bland and boring. It’s a nice restaurant for people too afraid to try new food
Any chain restaurant.
Literally all of them. I just go to the grocery store now for food.
One particular local place: Went to this Chinese buffet (creatively named “Chinese Buffet”) and there were cockroaches in the fried rice. Never ate there again.
Chain restaurants: Fuck Olive Garden. The only thing amazing about the place is they somehow managed to fuck up pasta, which is only amazing because it’s hard to fuck up pasta.
