If only there was a better way…
I wasn’t going to, but now you’ve got me thinking about it.
I have moved on to egg rolls.
Well I am on pineapple satay skewers. Get with the now.
Challenge accepted!
Just watch me motherfucker
Well DUH! It’s summer idiots.
I’m sure you can get frozen spring rolls
My body, my choice.
Doctor: can you at least wait a few seconds after you take them out of the deep fryer next time?
Several years back, I went to the store at the beginning of summer to get some foam pool noodles for the pool. I couldn’t find them anywhere, not even Walmart.
The next spring, they were everywhere, but they all included a tag or sticker that read “Not to be inserted rectally.”
So we had to go a summer without pool noodles so the government regulators could protect us against some butt stuff some weirdo tried.
if you can shove a pool noodle up yer arse, I don’t think the government should tell you not too
SOMEBODY should tell you not to!
you just did, and that’s enough.
if you don’t mind me, I’m going to get a pool noodle for research
Well, have fun.
Bread 🥖
What goes up must always come down
Hey it’s Cheryl or Charlene or Carina or whatever…
It’s CRYS-TAL!
Chaotic Good Karen.
First they told us not to eat the yellow snow, now they’re telling us not to stick spring rolls up our poop chutes. It’s like doctors don’t want us to find any joy in our lives.
Or give them reasons to earn money while also telling crazy ass stories to their friends and family. Literally.
“RFK questions guidance on not putting spring rolls up your anus.”
Is that him or the worm talking?
Maybe the worm likes spring rolls.
hey me too!
Do you have any idea how hard it is for a brain parasite to order takeout?
I’m not watching him and his grandchildren do this on live TV…
The new sexually frustrated boomer trend
FLARED. BASE.
Hindsight is always 20/20.
I have so many questions about the train of thought that led to this… situation.
I know right?! You could fit your entire wallet in there, and they’d never guess the password!
Don’t ask how I know this, I don’t have any trucknuts…
I reckon a friend of theirs was looking for something real hard.
Sunglasses? Really? Didn’t have any better objects? C’mon.
“Breaking news”
Literally 1984
DO NOT SHOVE SPRINGROLLS UP YOUR ASS
Don’t shove spring rolls up your ass, shove autumn wraps into the digestive system in reverse. :)
The surveillance is a bit anal.
I missed that page.
