I too love sucking and need more D
Vitamin D
Yeah, and they could get vitamin supplements instead of sucking my blood.
I mean not MY blood, I never go out in the sun either but you get the idea.
If they just were honest we could work out some arrangement where I pump them blood for money.
I was about to say. Over the counter vitamin d is so cheap you can buy it at the freaking Dollar tree.
Why the fuck do I have to spend a third of my life growing new blood cells and healing neck wounds for these mighty bitey bastards?
It’s not my fault they didn’t put $1.27 into a savings account in 1820 and are now multi-millionaires that can afford the good shit.
Yeah but theyve been drinking natural blood for thousands of years, you cant just change that with artificial, store-bought pills!
You know, I never realized how much vampires could collect in compound interest over several lifetimes…
I feel like banks would try to cap & regulate the hell out of that.
I like to pretend that my inability to tan and only get sunburned is because really I’m a vampire. Unfortunately being that pale does not seem to increase the amount of vitamin d your body produces in sunlight :/
SystemD
Aaah! Begone hellspawn!
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