alt account is Adrian Dittman
How sad
That is so profoundly pathetic. My mouth fell open.
The extreme psychological issues behind using an alt account to try and soothe his own ego about his obvious shortcomings as a father, are in dire need of professional help.
No doubt a lot of this is proving to himself something after having is own ‘terrible father’(according to him that is)
That would require self-reflection, which I’m not sure he’s familiar with.
Oh you don’t need his word. Elon’s “current” stepmother was his step sister. His father at least is a pedophilic groomer. That’s just the tip of the ice berg too. That shitberg runs deep.
That she was four when she became Elon’s stepsister is the worst part for me. If she had been an adult, even a young adult, when she and Errol met after he married her mother, it would have been sketchy (breaking the divide by two plus fourteen rule) but not in pedo territory. To have multiple children (Elon’s half-siblings and also his step-nieces) with someone you raised as your own child since they were four… it’s beyond.
He’s wanted his kids a lot closer, physically, after the Luigi incident. It makes sense he’s literally wearing one on his back. More surprising that he hasn’t strapped one to his front as well.
Elon be like
When you’re a father of twelve, but you still gotta topple democracy.
Imma take a random guess that this is from an Ennis written Punisher comic?
Waid’s “Insufferable” actually.
GOP sniper laughing and pulling the trigger: “it’s not an abortion if they’re already born, libtard”
Gotta get those kids use to those school shootings earlier in life.
Why did this invoke “If the IRA can do it so can I” into my mind?
That’s ‘narcissistic man outing the depths of his denial’ levels of sad.
This reminds me of that joke by Chris Rock about how certain people are proud of not going to jail. Of course, staying out of jail is a good thing.
It’s the same thing, yeah, be a good father to your children.
That was literally part of Chris Rock’s skit:
I take care of my kids.
No shit _, you’re supposed to take care of your kids!Man, I grew up in a household where my parents celebrated that I didn’t join a gang. They flexed how their son wasn’t in jail to the other families.
Hood mentality.
So even his kid is calling him a monkey? Aren’t there child protective services?
One of his kids is transgender. Changed their surname because he’s such a shitty father.
But his narcissistic ego thinks he’s a great father. And apperently only him, because there sno one else there to say he is.
The reason he went into right wing politics was to rid the world of the woke mind virus that stole his daughter from him.
Not to say he wouldn’t have joined anyway in the future, but if there was a straw that broke the camels back, this was it.
That and Grimes getting in a relationship with Chelsea Manning.
You know people say the love for your child knows no boundaries? Well, I know Elon is only a few years older then me, but I say to him: “ok boomer, fuck you”. He’s just like my mom. Love knows no boundaries, as long as you fit into very specific extremily high expectations.
Because your kid doesn’t want to see you again and changes their surname, maybe you failed as a father? Maybe the fault lies with you, not with them? Maybe, when all of your kids complain about you being a bad dad, as well as your exes, not all of your kids and exes are wrong, but you are? Maybe, when your youngest kid calls you a fucking monkey, you’re a fucking monkey and should be ashamed AF… Or the entire world is wrong and you are right, because you’re a narcissistic psychopath so there’s no chance of you doing anything bad, ever.
Well said, but it’s worse.
He doesn’t even think the fault is with his daughter, he thinks the woke education system did this to her, and she wouldn’t be trans if it wasn’t for them.
Like, he’s denying who she is. It’s like the other side of conversion therapy, they converted her to trans, and she’s the victim.
Yeah I agree, allowing people to be who they are is disgusting. People should only be who I allow them to be, according to my standards. /s His daughter now is a victim of a society which allows her to be who she really is and not who Elon wants her to be. So society is to blame. “Because everyone should live by my standards, and if their standards are different, my standards will be better so they should change their standards.” What a dumb fuck. His daughter is only a victim of Elon. As well as maaaaany others, and many more in the near future.
The president of united states ladies and gentlemen.
I cringed out loud man what the fuck.
That’s so sad. Alexa play Despacito
Is this real? If so, this is the saddest thing I’ve seen in a very long time.
The guy needs actual help. But bad luck for us: instead he’ll tear down American democracy.
Luigi went after the wrong guy.
What about this?
Every one of those kids is going to need so much therapy
at least they’ll be able to afford it
Some will, others will choose to reject him and lose out on all the money to avoid further traumatizion
Either that or patricidal catharsis.
Wow, this is actual degeneracy.
This is typical autism behavior where you expect immediate rewards for good behavior that has long term benefits, except he had the awareness to make a sock puppet account to give it to himself.
Not commenting on Musk, but here’s my advice to other people on the spectrum: allistic people don’t reward good behaviors immediately, sometimes they might not give any reward at all because they’re playing a completely different game. Reward yourself by giving yourself a personal and private treat for things you value, and don’t judge yourself based on others validation, or lack thereof. Set your own goals, live by your rules.
He actually named his kid X? The fuck
I assume short for Xæ123v7β2
Mods have been doing that shit since yahoo chat rooms
This guy’s autism is becoming palpable.
What has autism got to do with it? Sounds like you want to use what these days is considered a slur but don’t have the spine to do it.
I don’t know what you’re babbling about. What autism has to do with it is his public admission of Asperger’s. You thinking autism is a slur sounds like your issue, not mine.
Fine, I’ll do it. Elon Musk is retarded. Not autistic, though if he is on the spectrum that has nothing to do with it.
The guy is fucking slow. He’s the stupidest “smart” person. He may be brilliant at making money, but holy fuck does this guy hang out in the shallow end of the intellectual pool.
I’ve met birds with a better understanding of cause and effect.
I like you. You can be easily manipulated.
True for most people, unfortunately </3
Good at making money implies low morality not high intelligence and in fact iirc they’re oppositely correlated.
Good at stealing it. Making money sounds like he’s earned it somehow.
Can’t wait to hear the knowledge fight guys humbly eat crow on that one…
I get where they were coming from. It was almost too silly to believe.
But yeah, I hope they do own up quick.
The silliness isn’t what convinced me they were different people, it was the fact that Dittman could string a sentence together whereas every time I’ve heard Elon without a script (which really isn’t often, probably never outside of KF) there have been so many ums and ahs that communicating a single point would take a lifetime. Maybe having less pressure on him as Dittman helps.
That right there is something I’ve always found grating about hearing him speak. When you hear someone intelligent speak, sometimes they use those placeholder umms and ahhs but he’s only using them to keep the attention on himself–to not cede the floor to another speaker.
Despite how much/little value there is in his input, i think he’s also using the extra time bought by those umms as a chance to try to remember/choose fancy words to dress up the thought he may be attempting to convey. Chances are he’s not saying anything of value, but he’s trying to speak as though his every word is profound. It’s gotta be an ego thing, but probably also numerous other things too. He’s so multidimensional 🥴
You mean comorbid.
He did it on the last bastion of free speech on the internet!
It’s even dumber that his nom de sputum, is almost certainly a Resident Evil 4 reference. 🙄
Hopefully he speedruns himself into a hole in the ground
So that conversation Elon had with “Adrian” was a fake?
I don’t believe it tbh. One slipped pronoun isn’t a lot to go on. I wouldn’t be surprised if they were the same person and it was an elaborate ruse the entire time, but I’m not convinced yet.
Okay, Elon
Reddit tier comment
This is not the first time he was caught with a sock puppet. And I can confuse the names of people a lot and call the wrong name but I never referred to myself when talking about someone else, and I never see or heard about It either. It is not a simple mistake, It is too different cognitive speaking I think.
So I do admire what Tesla and SpaceX are doing and I’ll watch various things on the topic.
I was watching one where Ron Barron was doing an interview with Gwynne Shotwell, SpaceX’s COO, and he only referred to SpaceX as if it was his.
I know he’s a big investor in it, but it drove me nuts.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen that anywhere else, ever.
Like, I guess I’m developing the worlds best AI chips since I own an ETF with NVIDIA?
BBC News’ reporting on Starship launches always says things like “Elon Musk’s Rocket” and it makes me want to write a strongly worded email of complaint
Did he have a voice call with his other sock puppet? No? Oh okay. Thanks for chirping in.
People fuck up pronouns all the time, congrats on being above that genius.
Why would he make a social media account under a fake name, instead of using his real name but make everyone think it’s an unverified parody account to say whatever he wants and never get suspected?
It’s not that bloody difficult.
Yes. How very Ken of him.
Yes, however you see the issue here is that you have an IQ higher than room temperature water, and muskrat does not.
He couldn’t even invent a vaguely clever ploy. That fucking brainlet just took the resources available to him and assembled the most basic bitch plan ever, “Hur dur fake account, but add voice changer.” Further proof that Elon Musk is a fucking idiot who couldn’t invent his way out of a wet paper bag.
Now that we know this one. Can we find him talking and answering himself?
I really can’t stop laughing at this
I was verbose when I saved this one.
Ooof that’s sad
Space karen is a pathetic piece of human garbage
You all do realize that xelon is just fucked in the head right? He is utterly fucking bonkers.
I want to lock Musk and Chris-chan into a room together and see who out crazies the other first. Bonus points if the try to breed one another first.
I was arguing with people online that he’s a piece of shit for years and kept getting downvoted by fanboys talking about him being Tony Stark.
This isn’t some look how smart I was comment, I just assumed he was a piece of shit because he was a billionaire and I assume every billionaire is a piece of shit unless an overwhelming amount of evidence is presented.
Moral of the story is, never worship celebrities and certainly never worship billionaires, unless they are fictional ie batman, then you can like them since it’s inconsequential.
It was a mix of the constant lying about Teslas future mixed with him reminding me of a rapist I know that fixed my perception of him.
I don’t think you need to have the stipulation for evidence about billionaires not being shit. I don’t think you can be a billionaire without being shit. If you have that much money and aren’t giving it away, you’re a bad person. That’s ignoring how you got it in the first place, which basically requires unfairly benefiting from others work without compensation, excluding inheritance.
I posted a long rant about this on Mastodon. I put timeouts on my posts, though, so you’ll have to take the short form.
If someone came up to you and gave you a million dollars that you have to spend on yourself in a single day, almost anybody could quite easily do it. Most people (perhaps all people?) have a little list in the back of their mind of what they’d like to buy as a dream that’s out of reach. For instance I’d buy a nice plot of land in B.C. and build a house on it. Or I’d get a large apartment in Wuhan and fill one room with bookshelves positively dripping with books.
Now in this thought exercise this person comes back and gives you a million dollars the next day. And the next. And the next. And the next. Each day you have to spend a million dollars on yourself. Not donate to charity, not buy things for your friends. You have to spend the whole million on yourself.
How long would it take you to run out of things you really need or want? Would you last a week? A month? Well to reach a billion dollars you’d have to do this EVERY DAY FOR ALMOST THREE YEARS. Day after day you’d be spending money on more and more bizarre things. A car? Hell, no! You’ve got ten of them about now. A home? God, another one!? That would be number seven. You’d have every valuable collectible you’d ever desired, and likely multiple copies of each. This spending a million dollars a day for that long would, if you’re sane, drive you literally crazy. There’s a very real chance you’d have a nervous breakdown.
A billionaire is the person for whom this isn’t enough.
There can be no amount of evidence that could make someone a good billionaire. They get that way by stealing the rightful wages of their workers, among other nefarious schemes.
Even Batman sucks, his existence is to protect the rich.
Explain? I know he takes out big name criminals who might be upset at the system, but they’re also fucking shit up.
Batman is a rich dude who loses his parents to crime. Instead of using his vast wealth to address the root causes of crime, he goes out at night in fancy dress and beats up poor folk.
Batman is the most reactionary of superheroes, arguably worse than Punisher, and that’s even before Mark Miller got his hands on him.
Is that really about protecting the Rich though?
Not helping the poor does not equal protecting the Rich.
He’s taking his vengeance out on criminals.
Nah. It’s propping up the system. That protects the riches.
He deserves a refund for that voice changer…
I think he’ll be fine without a refund.
there’s no voice changer in this world, present or future, that can make up for his fucking stupid way of speaking. he’s such monumental goddamn idiot that he couldn’t realize his very recognizable mannerisms couldn’t be covered up by a voice changer. and then he proved even more stupid and exposed himself.
Well, there is, just not in real-time. You could have one that changes the speech patterns and could even change the words you use, but it’d have to be done at least with some noticeable latency.
DSM5 needs to add Petty Manchild Disorder as a recognized mental health issue so these people can get the help they deserve.
Eh, make it petty child. I’ve seen lots of women with the same behavioral issues
Huh… I’ve always assumed that manchild was using “man” as human or mankind. Just looked it up and I was wrong.
Make it Petty Adultchild Disorder.
heh yeah maybe they’ll give him ketamine
er, wait
In my experience Ketamine only enhances the problems with PACS (Petty AdultChild Syndrome)
“Do you suffer from PACS? Ask your doctor if Ketamine is right for you!”
I think Donald Trump, given reports on how he acted in childhood legitimately suffers Narcissistic Personality Disorder, although some of his traits indicate histrionic instead, primarily in that he loves negative attention, not just praise.
Elon is harder to diagnose, only because it seems fairly clear that early successes gave way to delusions of grandeur he simply internalized as the wealthy often do, which those under him stoked, but being susceptible to such things makes me kind of agree with his self diagnosis of Bipolar, with narcissistic tendencies of course, not full on NPD since he hasn’t at least overtly always been that way, and you don’t develop a personality disorder later in life, it’s literally who you are at your core, not something you suffer like mood disorders.
The problem with having Bipolar I as an oligarch is that almost no matter how manic you get, its rare to find a subordinate willing to try to reason you back to earth.
Muskrat is autistic, I wish he wasn’t he gives the rest of us a bad name.
Also he bought his “success.”
Has he been diagnosed as such, or is he just another Internet-Diagnosed Autist?
Self declared asperger’s.
So basically just an asshole who is undermining people with genuine issues so that he has an excuse to be an asshole.
Lovely.
He just gets better and better.
No, he’s white and affluent, so he has “Asperger’s” 🙄
No, he’s a white supremacist so of course he has (Nazi) aspergers
He isn’t autistic, he got the shit kicked out of him too much when he was young because he was so unlikable and he just hates the world now.
OP, this isn’t even a meme? It’s just a definition of free speech.
I hope that’s a huge ‘/s’ we’re missing here
Didn’t think it needed one, but here we are lmao
We’re on /enoughmuskspam for God’s sake
It’s so hilarious how trumpkin turned on his base for musk, fuck your good paying american jobs going to american born citizens, fuck your education, we want underpaid immigrants and tax cuts while cutting social security.
I don’t think he turned on his base for musk, I think he was always lying just to get their vote. He’s a massive piece of shit that only cares about “what is good for Trump?” He doesn’t give a flying fuck or two shits from a rats ass what the base wants at all.
Trump has always just spouted talking points and word salad until something gets a good reaction and that becomes the new mantra and even government policy. Things that had a bad reaction are put in the “I never said that” box.
It’s surprisingly how much this resembles how an AI generates images. It starts with random noise and refines that into a clear image that matches the criteria.
I fucking WISH Trump was anywhere near as coherent as an LLM
