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What a workout

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What a workout

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    “Honey, time for work!”

    “Aw just five more minutes!”

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    This is why keming is always important.

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    Oooh…

    It’s meant to be “Go on”. That took me way too long, truly embarrassing amounts of onlineness. I was about to ask here what they were thinking “[to] goon” was supposed to mean. Or if this was in the henchmen lounge of the local BBEG’s lair.

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      Haha, in Australia goon is the cheap wine you buy in boxes rather than bottles, so I was imagining 5 minutes to down an entire 5 or 10 litres

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        I thought a ‘goon bag’ was the bladder out of a box of wine.

        • DisOne@lemmy.zip
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          Correct - the goon bag is what the goon comes in

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          U coukd easily wank into that

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      I didn’t get it until your comment, so you’ve got that in me.

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      "goon

      Well-known slang term in sexual subculture of chronic and compulsive masturbators"

      Thank you Urban Dictionary. I didn’t need to know this.

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        At least now you can refer to yourself in a more simplified way to explain your actions

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          Goon is a hockey term. It’s based on, I think, mob culture.

          Kids repurposing it is just another case of Fetch.

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            It was originally used for thugs, like in the Mafia.

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              In the context of sexual activity, it originally referred to chem sex (usually stimulants)

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        That’s close, but goofinng also means that you don’t cum so that you stay in a constantly aroused state.

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    Instructions unclear. Please send bail money.

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    I know I can do it, and don’t call me a goon.

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    Goon of fortune!

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    [email protected]

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      The angle of the picture doesn’t help.

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        It’s not the angle. The spacing is clearly equal between all letters of GOON.

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          Ok, I did it for five more minutes then.

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      I lol’ed

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    not saying that it’s 100% the case, but it is easy to photoshop the “go” and push it close to “on”

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      the layout of the text is intentionally very blocky, and it looks correctly blocky this way

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    Where the bad guys train

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